* BavarianFireDrill: Max and Paddy posing as paramedics as part of their ZanyScheme to steal a plasma TV. Max and Paddy get sent to jail for their crimes. ** Upon [[spoiler: being sent to prison for stealing a school bus full of children (see BigDamnHeroes)]], Max and Paddy face the unpleasant ordeal of a rectal examination [[spoiler: to ensure they're not smuggling anything into the prison.]]. Their disguises are far from convincing, their acting is terrible, and their "stretcher" is the stolen TV under a blanket. Unbeknowst to Max, Billy has become obsessed with Max and goes to all lengths to give Max what he wants. * LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: Episode Three contains a montage of [[spoiler:Max following his long lost son to school and trying to deal with the news that he's a father]] set to the Boyzone cover of "Father & Son". The revelation about the girls they took home means that this very likely was the case. I don't [[UnusualEuphemism drink from both pipes]] and [[HandsomeLech that lad]] ''definitely'' does not! ** Despite being a one-shot character, Billy manages to get one by frequently adding the phrase "But not in a gay way" to anything that could be considered a DoubleEntendre. * NiceJobBreakingItHero: [[spoiler:Granted, Brian Potter's only a "hero" by loose definition, but he ends up outing Max and Paddy as harmless bouncers instead of hardcore gangsters by appealing for their release from prison on TV.]]. * TheRealSpoofbusters: Parodied with Mick Bostin', a Brummie car repairman with a Ghostbusters-themed garage shop, played by Noddie Holder of Music/Slade. Hopeless doormen Max and Paddy leave clubland and embark on a series of wild and exciting adventures in their prized motorhome, "Easy Rider" style. After Max shows an incredulous Paddy his notebook filled with childlike drawings of a television programme he's invented called "Magnet and Steel", the pair reluctantly decide to sleep rough in the woods. After several unsuccessful attempts to sell the pig on to butchers shops, a supermarket, and even a Halal outlet, Max and Paddy decide to kill it themselves to get rid of the burden. Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tina's family remain intact.]]. * ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe's plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. After eventually realising what was going on, the three of them are caught in a chase in a service station, during which Billy shoots Paddy in the bottom. Little does he realise at first that he has actually stolen the wrong bus and it isn't long before the police come after him. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. Paddy is forced to share a cell with a tennis-playing Cliff Richard impersonator who actually believes he is Cliff. They've got the wrong bus however, and are soon captured by the police and sent directly to prison. Actor 1 episode, 2004 Beric George 1 episode, 2004 Stuart Wolfenden . ** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles "Charlie's Anals"]] DVD. Paddy doesn't. * {{Catchphrase}}: A few. -->'''Max''': Me and him, when we're living together, we're kings of the road.\, '''Bobster''': Don't you mean ''queens''?!\. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddy's genitals. * BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. * OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings "Thats Why They Call It The Blues" in Episode Three, Peter Kays natural voice slips through more than usual. See more of No Context Max and Paddy on Facebook. Paddy is steaming drunk and has very loud sex in his bedroom while Max tries to have a drink and a chat with the other girl in the living room. * ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. ]], * JailBake: [[spoiler: Averted. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere Torrent Download - EZTV Max has "How dare you" (delivered in a haughty tone) and "You only get a bucket and a half" (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has "Paddy has needs" (relating to his sex drive). The entire male staff of the Phoenix Club in Episode 4, stripped nude and sprayed with disinfectant. Max and Paddy turn up unannounced at his birthday party and surprise 'The Wolfster', as well as several other old faces from home present for the party. Dressing as sailors to blend in, the two of them get the attention of two girls called Tracey and Louise. * ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. Max and Paddy end up in Dover, where they buy a faulty plasma TV from a crook by the name of Gypsy Joe. Line # Series/MaxAndPaddysRoadToNowhere - TV Tropes Paddy is forced to share a cell with a Cliff Richard impersonator and tennis enthusiast. * LudicrousGibs: Implied in the case of the weird farmer's wife, who got killed by a combine harvester. Sign Up. And Max going along with it until one of them goes too far. Following on from the hi-jacking, Max and Paddy are now serving time at Her Majesty's Pleasure. The series showed both characters going around Britain in a campervan and sees them getting into some trouble. A popular English comedy band who had a TV show in the 80's. How old is Mrs McGuinness? Stunning! Like a young Burt - No Context Max and Paddy - Facebook But Max and Paddy's masquerade falls apart when Phoenix Club owner Brian Potter uses their plight as a publicity stunt for his club. The prisoners also turn against them after finding they are not big time thiefs, money they have also promised to Mr. Big for the easy life. Politically Incorrect!". She certainly doesn't agree with him. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by teammates for his physical resemblance to Patrick [=McGuinness=]. Log In. Max and Paddy by Ann Jordan - Dailymotion Paddy is still bleeding profusely when he walks away afterwards.]]. He's a bog-standard white man. Paddy's fear of getting "bummed" in the showers come close to true when he drops the soap in the shower. But by sheer confidence and the perceived urgency of the situation, they manage to pull it off. * PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddys paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. This leads to several arguments, especially when they realise the television doesn't have any speakers. [citation needed] He has also provided voiceovers for several video games. * HappilyMarried: Tina and Kevin Wolfson/"The Wolfster". Get us out! But then again, there was no way the rest of the Phoenix staff knew about it, assuming Brian kept it to himself and went along with the campaign anyway. 14 * AmbiguouslyGay: Billy the Butcher has a Yandere-like obsession with Max, but insists he doesn't want to be with him in "a gay way." 15 * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. "Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere" Episode #1.4 (TV Episode 2004) - IMDb Both Max and Paddy are oblivious to this. Copyright: Phil McIntyre Entertainment. * MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is a family camped near the motorhome catching Max and Paddy in seemingly compromising positions. They crash the party and Max meets his old school pals. ** Also, the farmer who sells Max and Paddy his pig. * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. [[GassHole A lot.]] Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Phoenix Nights Wiki With Max's inferior tunnelling skills, sharing a cell with Cliff Richard is the least of Paddy's worries; his good looks are bound to cause problems in the shower and not just in competing for the soap. While waiting, Max and Paddy catch the train to Middlewood, which actually turns out to be the last one that day, so the pair are forced to trek back through the woods, but get lost. ]], ** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about them, set up by Brian, is seen on one of the prison's TV; blowing their persona of rich gangsters and revealing to Raymond The Bastard that they have been lying to him.]]. After a fight with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. * {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a typical thieving gyppo and is glad hes eating the grapes they brought him for an injury they caused while heaving him off a bridge so they could escape with the TV hed just helped them steal. Login to create it. After a raunchy night at the campervan, Paddy wakes up to find that they've stolen his wallet. or. * WaxingLyrical: When Max finally meets [[spoiler: his long lost son Daniel]], he attempts to give him some meaningful advice and ends up accidentally quoting Father & Son to him.
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